|Title||:||Never Steal Anything Small|
|Stars||:||Shirley Jones, Bruce Glover, James Cagney, Jack Albertson,|
Jake MacIllaney will do just about anything to win the presidential election of longshoreman union Local 26. When he encounters young upright attorney Dan Cabot and Cabot’s attractive wife, Linda, MacIllaney breaks up their marriage, pursues Linda, and pins a grand larceny rap on Dan. And all set to music!